Alexis

-Total homo
-TX
-Sarcastic fuck
-Crude in nature

"Life is a bitch, you just have to learn how to fuck her properly."



Girls on my Dick

 

athousandwords-forlove asked
OMG I have seen your face on my dash in so long!! I'm so happy to see it!

Hi hi hello!

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Fuck you and your free shit.

Anonymous asked
Dear pal, you're super cool!! Even if you have herpes :)

I’m not the one with herpes. But thanks home slice. Preciate cha.

Am I the only one here?

I am still stuck on the fact that she has herpes.

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Get this shit out of my ask box. Shit is annoying.

Anonymous asked
Fav blogs???

I never get on here. Here is my fav people tho.

Jayfresh01
Kat-1

Anonymous asked
Coolest person you know?

Myself. Hands down.

kat-1 asked
I love you slutty. You are the caffeine in my Starbucks

Aw I love you boo. You are the whip cream to my mocha that I repeatedly ask them to leave off but they add anyway.

nicklamphotography asked
Hello my dear how are you

Good and you

Anonymous asked
Hi Alexis, how are you? Hope all is well =)

I am perfect :) thanks for asking.

Anonymous asked
I never thought I'd see the day you two broke up. Waaaaaaaah you should start seeing other people too ;)

You will never see that day either :)

Anonymous asked
You and your girl really inspire me to stay with my LDR Im so happy for you and your 1 year.

Thank you this means a lot. We have been through a lot, but she was worth it all. So if you truly love this girl, then fight for it. Because even those little moments make the whole thing worth it. 

I really am contemplating deleting my tumblr, but I don’t want to lose all the porn in me likes, LMFAO… No but serisouly though.